I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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