He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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