No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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