Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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