Where did you get a picture of my penis
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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