dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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