I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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