I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
