Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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