Me too!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
is wine microwaveable?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Randomize
