...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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