If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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