in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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