hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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