i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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