Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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