I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection