You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.