you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.