Got a toothbrush?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.