Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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