I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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