Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
