I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
