I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There are leaves in my underwear?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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