i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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