This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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