We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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