That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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