My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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