I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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