no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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