you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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