My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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