so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Randomize
