I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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