She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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