is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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