And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
