i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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