there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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