About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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