You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And then my night got REAL pukey
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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