9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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