i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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