i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
