They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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