Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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