And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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