You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How external is "for external use only"?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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