Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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