there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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