Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
