Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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