yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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