please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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