Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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