Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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