In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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