Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
pop tarts are not kleenex
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Congratulations! We have a period
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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