Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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