Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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