There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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