On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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